10.
Bill Gates has not stolen the technology yet so it
only works on Macs.
9. Your
internet connection is too slow to deliver a high-resolution
scent.
8. You should have listened to
your mother; instead of going blind, you must have
lost your sense of smell.
7. Try disabling your pop-up
blocker to allow the scent to come through.
6. Make sure you have downloaded
the latest version of RealPlayer. WebScent is only
available on versions 10 and above.
5. Did you know that your company
may monitor internet usage? Should you really be trying
to do this at the office?
4. In order to enable this function,
you must email this web site URL on to 10 friends
within 5 days of receiving it. For your own sake,
please do not break the chain. Mike L. sent the email
to 10 people and received a years supply of free coffee
beans. Chris L. deleted the email and was stabbed
on New Years Eve. Fortunately for Chris, when his
cousin Jen heard the news, she pulled the email out
of the trash bin and forwarded it on to 20 friends
and relatives. Chris made a quick recovery and was
home from the ER that night.
3. WebScent Beta was calibrated
by Timber, Jonzee, and Penta. Those of you who may
be less "endowed" in the nasal department
will have to wait for the next upgrade.
2. WebScent cannot be delivered
through wireless internet connections. Make sure you
have a hardwired connection to the internet. (Did
you know unauthorized use of a wireless connection
is against the law?)
1. Are you sure you know what
coffee smells like? Come in to Catahoula. Buy a cup
of the real thing. Take home. Place coffee next to
computer screen. Place nose over cup and inhale deeply
to establish a true "reference scent". Quickly triple-click
the mouse and smell the screen. Almost smells like
the real thing, doesn't it?
Are you still having trouble
smelling the fresh roasted coffee?
